You Said You Were Writing Comedy, So Why Is the Whole Internet Depressed?

When Fang Shuo wakes up, he finds himself a down-on-his-luck comedy screenwriter.

At the same time, he activates the Emotion System. Whenever he stirs someone's emotions, he earns emotion points that can be exchanged for various System rewards.

As it happens, many classic movies and TV dramas have never appeared in this parallel world.

Fang Shuo immediately decides to create live on camera, using stories to stir his viewers' emotions.

When the audience suggests a healthy theme, Fang Shuo writes a few words on the whiteboard:

"Cheng Yong: middle-aged, divorced, Indian herbal oil, health product salesman, broke!"

Watching Fang Shuo create his story step by step, the audience all assume it's a comedy. But little by little, they realize something is wrong:

"Hey! Why am I crying?"

"Oh my God, my eyes just started peeing."

"Waaah! Streamer, aren't you a comedy screenwriter? I can't laugh at all!"

"..."

After Dying to Survive becomes a hit online, Fang Shuo goes on to create the rural story Return to Dust, the family story To Live, and the pastoral story The Great Buddha+...

The audience finally can't take it anymore:

You said you were a comedy screenwriter, but now you've got the whole internet depressed!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.