You Asked for Cultural Outreach, and You Tattooed a Six-Pointed Star on a Mop?

Fang Shuo transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a director specializing in realistic war films.

One day, a man with a hooked nose, a thick beard, and a bowler hat approaches Fang Shuo. He says he wants to make a realistic war film that celebrates the suffering endured by his compatriots.

The man says, "Ideally, it should have a touch of redemption amid the war."

Fang Shuo says, "No problem. Schindler's List."

The man says, "A touch of art amid the war."

Fang Shuo says, "No problem. The Pianist."

"A touch of family affection."

"Life Is Beautiful."

"It should involve children, preferably."

"The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas."

After Fang Shuo makes one film after another, the man with the hooked nose realizes public opinion is heading in the wrong direction. Why is everyone cursing him?

"Redemption, my ass! When he was destitute in his later years, you gave him only ten thousand yuan? And that was a loan shark's loan?"

"Art, my ass! At least that officer saved you. You just watched him go to his death without saying a word?"

"Look at what you're doing now. How can you have the nerve to make films?"

The dragon slayer eventually becomes the dragon!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.