Morgue Keeper

I am a senior security guard at our morgue. Everyone, please lie down and stop moving! Be careful, I'll cut you one by one! Well, very energetic! Now I count one, two, three and start counting! How did you die? I am dead poor. What about you? I am dead rich. And you? I just wanted to come and see you. Um... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.