Hogwarts: I Really Am Not a Scumbag

This book is also known as Hogwarts Wool Sheep Guide, Chronicle of a Scumbag Wizard, I Am a Good Person Why Do You Always Misunderstand Me... Lynn, who has a handsome face, is always easily misunderstood, even when she travels to the magical world. It's just... Dumbledore, please listen to me, I'm really not the next Dark Lord! Grindelwald, speak up! Hermione, I don't have any dirty thoughts towards you, please respect yourself! Luna, what are you thinking? You can't eat unicorns, and neither can you eat hot pot! Penelo, when did I say that I only like seniors? Ginny, who told you to wear yoga pants for Quidditch practice! Nagini, what do I have to say to make you understand that snakes and humans are impossible, and neither are hybrid Veelas! Harry, Malfoy, put down your wands, bullets are faster than spells, we are not trying to rule the world, don't shout and kill all day long! As Lynn Alphard Black leads his people into deep space. Everyone discovered that he may not be a scumbag, but he is really strong! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.