After Sharing Pain with a Young Master from Beijing's Elite Circle

A delinquent girl corners me outside the wall, brandishing a utility knife as she threatens to slash my face if I don't stay away from Young Master Deng.

What a pain. Real tough guys don't talk that much.

I snatch the knife and drive it into my own wrist. Blood sprays right across her face, and the girl goes weak in the knees on the spot.

My phone keeps lighting up with messages from the delicate young master who shares my sense of pain and is currently recovering from three broken ribs.

Why did my hand suddenly start bleeding?! What the hell, who's pinching my butt?!

What happened to you? Say something, hey!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.