Everything I Raise Dies, So I Became an E-Pet Wholesaler

Li Mo transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a short-video creator who uses his wits to battle traitors promoting cultural invasion.

After several failed attempts, his peculiar knack for raising anything only to watch it die leads him to successfully create an account called "Electronic Pet Wholesale."

The account mainly covers outrageous remarks, outrageous deeds, and the tragic lives of electronic pets!

As soon as his videos are posted, they take the internet by storm.

Yangwei Heng: "You maggots don't understand America's love! You don't understand my donuts at all!"

Sister Dai: "What's wrong with paying a price on the road to freedom?"

Doggy: "I work hard and never complain."

Ding Yiyuan: "I want to run for office! I want to become America's dog! I'm reporting you!"

As the videos spread, countless electronic pets who had gone abroad lost it!

Meanwhile, Li Mo made a fortune from them.

Years later, looking at the electronic pets he had once raised, he saw that almost all of them were dead.

Watching their dying sighs, Li Mo let out a long sigh and said, "America sure knows how to keep people alive!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.