Everything I Raise Dies, but I Accidentally Become an E-Pet Wholesaler

Li Mo transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a short-video creator who battles cultural invaders with his wits.

After several failures, his peculiar trait of making anything he raises die leads him to successfully create an account called "Electronic Pet Wholesale."

His content mainly features the outrageous words and deeds, and miserable lives, of electronic pets!

As soon as his videos are posted, they become a sensation across the internet.

Impotent Heng: You maggots don't understand America's love! You don't understand my donuts at all!

Sister Dai: What's wrong with paying a price on the road to freedom?

Doggy: I work hard and never complain.

Ding Yiyuan: I want to run for office! I want to become America's dog! I'm reporting you!

As the videos spread, plenty of electronic pets who had gone international are pushed over the edge!

Meanwhile, Li Mo makes a fortune from it.

Years later, he looks at the electronic pets he once raised. Almost every one of them is dead.

Watching them sigh in their final moments, Li Mo lets out a long sigh and says, "America really knows how to keep people alive!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.