Wuxia Crossover Chat Group: The Big Shots Teach Me to Survive the Apocalypse

After transmigrating into an apocalypse overrun by monsters, Yi Han joined a chat group full of martial arts experts.

Yi Han: Guys, there's a witch in the hallway! Those claws are terrifying. What should I do?

Mei Chaofeng: Claws? I've got a Nine Yin White Bone Claw technique. Download it and you'll know how to use it. Go take her on!

Yi Han: I ran into a Tyrant! It's in its berserk form, and that huge heart gives it terrifying power!

Yu Canghai: A huge heart? Ever heard of Qingcheng Heart-Destroying Palm?

Yi Han: This is too much. I ran into Pyramid Head, too. That greatsword of his is longer than I am!

Lion King Xie Xun: A greatsword? Don't worry. The Dragon-Slaying Saber is free with one click. Go toe-to-toe with him!

Yi Han: Close combat isn't working either. I need something long-range...

Grandmaster Yideng: This old monk has the One Yang Finger. It may be able to lend you a hand, young hero.

Duan Yu: Sigh, Grandmaster's One Yang Finger shoots too slowly. Try my Six Meridians Divine Sword. It can fire in rapid succession!

Yi Han: All right, all right. What would you heroes do if I ran into an Alien Queen, Ghost Rider, or a midnight werewolf?

Group members: Don't worry. Eastern martial arts have a long and illustrious history. There's no monster they can't handle!

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