A Rundown of History's Greatest Emperors: Ying Zheng Only Comes in Second?

The Myriad Worlds Network arrives, ranking the greatest emperors of every dynasty. Rewards are granted based on their rankings.

The immortality elixir that the First Emperor had long sought, blueprints for red-coated cannons, divine miracles that ensure good weather and bountiful harvests for a nation...

Every emperor who saw this went completely mad, eager to claim first place.

Ying Zheng: Why hasn't my turn come yet? That longevity pill is so tempting!

Liu Bang: The Xiongnu have surrounded me again. This is infuriating! Make me ten thousand red-coated cannons and blow them to pieces!

Old Zhu: I was born a beggar. How can the Great Ming be so weak, too? Look at my suffering people! Give me ten years of good weather and bountiful harvests, now!

Li Shimin: Why should I pray to Heaven for rain? Hurry up and rank me! I want twenty years of good weather and bountiful harvests!

Zhao Kuangyin: With a hundred thousand red-coated cannons at my command, the puny Khitan are a joke!

Kangxi: I...

The emperors: Shut up! The Qing ruined our Chinese civilization!

When the top spot was announced, every emperor rose to his feet, exclaiming:

I am no match for him!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.