A Fake Eunuch in Investiture of the Gods: What Are They Panicking About?

He transmigrates into the Investiture of the Gods world and becomes a fake eunuch in the Great Shang, with a diary blessed by the Great Dao. He starts writing:

Su Daji: "Please, stop writing in your diary! I'll do whatever you say."

The Three Cloud Sisters: "We'd rather be enshrined as gods than have ourselves written about in that diary."

Nuwa: "If you write another word, I'll give up being the Holy Mother of Humanity and gladly relinquish my sagehood."

Di Xin: "Please, put down your pen! I don't want to be the Human Emperor anymore, either."

Yun Zhongzi: "Stop! Everyone's saying I've lost all virtue and become twisted and inhuman..."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "Since when has a eunuch ever become a sage? Damn, I've seen it all now!"

What's going on?

I'm just keeping a diary and aspiring to become a sage. Why are they all panicking?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.