I'm Here to Mix My Academic Qualifications, and You Want Me to Be the Principal?

On the first day of college, Su Dong was appointed president of the university. For such a good thing, he decisively chose to lie down! I just want to get a degree, but you want me to be a high-level worker? Don't you think I'm a fool? No matter what, I just want the corpse to be a vegetarian, and I just want to occupy the latrine and not shit! Who am I to be a principal? I am not worthy of it! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.