Your Buddy Wants to Borrow Money? Hand Me Your Phone for a Second

"Bro, my grandma got into a car accident. Can you lend me ten thousand yuan?"

Jiang Feng had just woken up when he got a message from his good buddy.

"Didn't your grandma die more than ten years ago? Did she come back to life after watching a five-second ad?"

His good buddy fell silent.

The next day.

"Bro, my ex-girlfriend is pregnant and says she wants me to get an abortion."

"Lend me five thousand. I'll pay you back tomorrow."

Jiang Feng was puzzled. "Technology's gotten so advanced that inflatable dolls and the five-finger girl can get pregnant now?"

His good buddy fell silent again.

The third day.

"Bro, I got scammed while sexting online. Lend me three thousand, or the scammer will send everything to my family and friends."

Jiang Feng: "Tell him to send it in high definition. I don't like it censored."

Buddy: "xxxx."

Jiang Feng: "Who said I wouldn't lend you money? Give me your phone."

Buddy: "What's this ten thousand for? Holy crap, you really are my best friend."

Jiang Feng: "This is a loan shark's business card I got for you. Ten-day term, pay back fifteen thousand."

Buddy: "Holy crap, you xxxxxx..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.