Brother Asked Me to Borrow Money? Give Me Your Mobile Phone

"Brother, my mother was in a car accident. Can you lend me 10,000 yuan?" As soon as Jiang Feng woke up, he received a message from his good brother. "Hasn't your grandma been dead for more than ten years? Didn't she come back to life after watching a five-second commercial?" The good brother was silent. The next day. "Good brother, my ex-girlfriend is pregnant and wants me to have an abortion." "You lend me five thousand and I'll pay you back tomorrow." Jiang Feng was surprised: "Now that technology is so advanced, inflatable dolls and five-fingered girls can also become pregnant?" The good brother was silent again. The third day. "Brother, I was defrauded. Lend me three thousand, otherwise the scammer will give it to my family and friends." Jiang Feng: "Remember to ask him to send it in high definition. I don't like censored ones." Brother: "xxxx." Jiang Feng: "Who said I won't lend it to you? Give me your phone." Brother: "What's this ten thousand? Damn it, you are really my good brother." Jiang Feng: "This is the net bag I borrowed for you. I have ten days to pay back fifteen thousand." Brother: "Fuck you xxxxxx..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.