Showbiz: You Asked for My Ideal Type, So I Wrote a Poem to Show Off My Love

Li Yi was stopped for a street interview: "What's your ideal type?"

Li Yi: "There is a beauty in the north, peerless and utterly unique..."

Netizen: "We asked your ideal type, and you're writing poetry on the spot?"

Host: "That poem reminds me of the Great Demon King back in the day."

Li Yi: "She's my wife."

The next day, Li Yi was stopped for another street interview: "Could you describe your ideal type in more detail?"

Li Yi: "Her figure, light as a startled swan, graceful as a wandering dragon..."

Netizen: "We asked your ideal type, and you're composing an ode on the spot?"

Host: "This description still sounds like the Great Demon King."

Li Yi: "I told you, she's my wife."

The third day: "How would you define a beauty?"

Li Yi: "A beauty has the face of a flower and the voice of a bird..."

Netizen: "We asked what a beauty is, and you went straight to writing classical prose?"

Host: "This still seems to be modeled on the Great Demon King."

Li Yi: "How many times do I have to say it? She's my wife."

Netizen: "How many dishes have you had, bro?"

On the fourth day, Li Yi lost his job, and the Great Demon King came out of retirement to support her husband.

Netizen: "I thought you were full of crap, but your wife really is the Great Demon King?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.