The Female Netizen Didn't See It Coming, but Got Screwed Instead

Lin Fan was chatting with a female netizen online. Lin Fan: "How old are you?" Netizen: "Eighteen." Lin Fan: "Meet?" Netizen: "Okay." Lin Fan: "I brought you a drink. Do you need some ice?" Netizen: "Okay!" Lin Fan: "Cha Ci Bai Di Caiyunjian." Netizen: "A thousand miles to Jiangling is returned in one day." So, Lin Fan drove an eight-cylinder car and headed straight for his destination. … As a result, I spent the whole night squatting. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.