Que Dao Men: I, Ximen Qing, Can Only Practice Two-Finger Meditation

Traveling through the world of martial arts, Ximen Qing gained full comprehension. Ximen Changhai happened to be passing by and accepted him as his disciple. From then on, there was a monster in the Quedao Sect who had incredible understanding. Ximen Changzai: "You kid, I'll teach you how to cut flax, and you'll pound it into flax mud?" Senior Brother Hao Meng: "Brother, I have been practicing this iron head skill for twenty years, but I can't withstand my junior brother's brain collapse?" Second Senior Brother Zhao Dezhu: "Junior Brother, I promise not to throw you away. Please spare your life!" Third senior brother Jiang Yulang: "From now on, junior brother you will be responsible for the appearance of Que Dao Sect!" Junior sister: "Junior brother, I miss you so much. You make me feel so comfortable~ I still want it." Ximen Qing: "Senior sister, you must not do it. You should still care about third senior brother!" Tianchi Gang leader Gao Da Mao: "Little bastard, get out of here! Take your hands off my wife's legs!!!" Ximen Qing: "Let me make it clear that it was your wife who seduced me first. If you don't believe me, just ask... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.