The Show-Off of Chinese-Made Goods: How Did You Know I Have a Wife?

Hongxing Erke: Bro, why are you asking me for women's clothes?

Zhang Jiadun: How did you know I have a wife?

Lianhua MSG: Bro, we packed up the MSG you ordered and sent it out.

Zhang Jiadun: How did you know I have a wife who cooks for me!

Bee Flower Conditioner: Bro, I sent someone over with the conditioner you wanted!

Zhang Jiadun: How did you know my wife caught you stealing cardboard boxes?

All the domestic brands: Wait, is this guy nuts???

Luckin Coffee: How did you all know I'm dating my big brother Moutai?

Mixue Ice Cream & Tea: How did you all know I'm dating my big brother China Post?

All the domestic brands: ...Wait, are they nuts???

Mid-Autumn Festival: How did you all know I'm dating National Day @National Day

National Day: How did you all know I'm dating Mid-Autumn Festival @Mid-Autumn Festival

Everyone: "!!!"

So my vacation goes from 3+7=8 days now???

I'll deal with the other jerks later. First, break those two up! Break those two up!

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