Urban: Starting with Appraising Treasures

Collector: "Hello, Teacher Yang Fan. These are all the pieces of jewelry my husband gave me. How much is this bracelet worth?"

Yang Fan: "It's agate!"

Collector: "Agate? That must be worth quite a bit, right?"

Yang Fan: "Twenty. How about it, miss?"

Collector: "Twenty thousand???"

Yang Fan: "Twenty yuan!"

Collector: "Huh??? Then, then could you take a look at these other pieces? They look like agate and jade too!"

Yang Fan: "That little goldfish pendant is agate. Five yuan!"

Yang Fan: "And that cat's-eye ring really is cat's-eye, but it's made of glass. Keep it as a toy!"

Yang Fan: "They're all genuine items, but I don't recommend wearing them. They're dyed, and the dye is carcinogenic!"

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