Disruptive Investment in Japan: Serving My Country by Taking the Long Way Around

This is a feel-good novel about screwing over the Japanese, the first of its kind on the entire internet, with a wild imagination.

Japanese expert: "Miyazaki Michi is a scoundrel. Citizens, don't believe him. Fish raised in nuclear wastewater aren't safe to eat."

Japanese citizens: "You experts are the real villains. Don't slander Mr. Miyazaki. He's the greatest entrepreneur and the greatest zaibatsu leader in Japan. He has given ordinary people a prosperous life, an advanced lifestyle that even people in Longguo envy."

Japanese expert: "That scoundrel Miyazaki Michi sells all kinds of popular food on the market that isn't safe. Foods like soybean oil are made by blending food additives."

Japanese citizens: "You just don't understand. This is the world's most advanced food-synthesis technology. Longguo envies us so much."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.