I Make Human Toys, and Eagle Sauce Sanctions Me Like Crazy?

A brand-new concept with a mind-blowing premise! After transmigrating to a parallel world, Tang Hao binds to an utterly indecent Scientific Research System and inherits an adult toy factory.

But because the toys perform "way too indecently," customers complain, and the factory is flooded with bad reviews!

Just as the factory is about to go under, a group of super high-profile clients show up asking to collaborate.

New energy vehicle manufacturer: "Your factory's Jerk King electric massager charges for five minutes and vibrates like crazy for five hours? Its charging performance beats our car chassis batteries?"

Naval Equipment Department: "What? The National Football Team brand condom advertises 'lasts 90 minutes without coming,' and its tensile strength is greater than an aircraft carrier's arresting cable?"

National Space Administration: "This is ridiculous! The personal lubricant made by this toy factory is more wear-resistant than rocket-grade aerospace oil?"

The Bear: "Your factory's fully automatic silicone dolls have titanium alloy skeletons built in? And you can customize their skin? Like putting them in military uniforms, giving them an AK, and even strapping an RPG to their backs?"

The Eagle: "Oh, fuck! This toy factory poses a serious threat to our national security. Put it on the danger list immediately, and ban and sanction it worldwide!"

Tang Hao: "I make adult toys, plain and simple. What are you freaking out about, Eagle?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.