From the Start, I Own an Adult Toy Factory. What Are You Panicking About, Eagle Sauce?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Tang Hao binds himself to an Unconventional Research System and inherits an adult toy factory.

The "Stroke King" brand vibrator: five minutes of charging for five hours of intense vibration!

The "King Kong" brand doll: silicone skin and a metal skeleton!

The "National Football Team" brand condoms: extra stretchy and ultra-durable!

But because the products are too "unconventional," customers complain, and the reviews are terrible!

Just as the factory is about to go bankrupt, a group of "unconventional" big clients come knocking.

New energy carmaker: We hear your factory's vibrators charge faster than our vehicle chassis batteries.

National Space Administration: We hear your factory's lubricant is more durable than rocket-grade aerospace oil?

Navy Equipment Department: We hear the condoms your factory produces have tensile strength comparable to aircraft carrier arresting cables?

Big Mao: Can your factory's fully automatic companion dolls have customizable skin? For instance, can we dress them in military uniforms and give them an AK?

Uncle Sam: Oh, fuck! This toy factory is a serious threat to our national security. Sanction it and condemn it at once!

Tang Hao: I'm just making adult toys. What are you so worried about, Uncle Sam?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.