You Told Me to Start a Business, Now I'm Skirting the Law

Synopsis:

I worked hard until I was thirty, but still couldn't afford a home. To get married, I was expected to come up with a 300,000-yuan bride price.

I got up early and worked late every day, scrimping and saving, only to die suddenly at my workplace.

But why couldn't I make any money?

Filled with resentment, Lin Hao was reborn in 2015. The moment he opened his eyes, he wrote down two rules for this life:

1. Working for someone else is out of the question.

2. If you lose your money, you can earn more. But if you lose your conscience, who knows, you might earn even more.

I have to start a business!

As it happened, a show called Startup Masters was about to premiere.

The prize money was a whopping 100 million yuan!

After he joined, the originally inspirational entrepreneurship show went completely off the rails.

They tell you to sell toothpaste, and you put on a show brushing bird eggs?

And you soak them in white vinegar first!

After all that, you could brush them clean even with a wet toothbrush. What kind of scam is this?

Lin Hao kept toeing the line of legality, pulling one outrageous stunt after another.

Viewers: I can't take it anymore. I recommend dragging this contestant off and shooting him for ten minutes!

Other contestants: Someone's breaking the rules! I want to report him!

The production team: Bro, tone it down a little. The show is going to get shut down!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.