You Were Sent Abroad to Study, Not to Rule the World

Li Huihuang gains control of the world's nuclear fusion reactors. So he tells the British, “Your reactor is about to explode? Give back the national treasures you stole from us, and let's discuss compensation while we're at it.”

“Little Japan, want to see a beautiful fireworks show?”

“Eagle Sauce, do you want these fifty states to disappear from the map?” ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.