Hogwarts: Mistaking Vinegar for Ink

"The experts say we should trust science."

"Eating a rock won't make you immortal. That's just not a thing!"

Gu An warily watches the owl crashing into his window. It can carry things!

A crafty glint flashes in his eyes.

The owl, captured and forced into service, gets stuck working as a delivery bird in a Muggle shop.

Later, a tabby cat drinks catnip wine and gets so drunk it turns into a lucky cat.

The old bee arrives just in time for Christmas.

Now there's a Santa Claus, too.

"Avada Kedavra!"

Thank goodness, thank goodness. It wasn't Legilimency.

The world is so wonderful, yet you're so irritable. That's not good, not good at all.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.