Li Er of the Tang Dynasty Is My Pen Pal

"Halt, you brat! I..."

Looking at the wild black scrawl on the *paper, Li Bai spat. The toilet paper I'd finally managed to find has been possessed by a monster?

Picking up a small piece of charcoal, Li Bai began cursing the *paper without holding back.

"Who do you think you are, Emperor Taizong? Or the Dark Lord from Harry Potter? 'I' this, 'I' that, huh? Bah! I could claim I'm an immortal reincarnated. Can you brew wine? Can you make soap? Can you make glass? Stop bothering me while I'm on the toilet!"

Li Er was instantly left reeling!

"M-monster!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.