You Want Me to Live Off You, but Now You're Trying to Make Me Split the Family Fortune?

Bai Bingqing never expected that marriage would affect her husband so badly.

After they got married, he became a completely different person.

He turned into a lazy, good-for-nothing freeloader who loved to eat, hated to work, had no ambition, and lived like a slob.

When Bai Bingqing offered him a job,

Shen Chen lay flat at home and played video games.

When Bai Bingqing's best friend came over,

Shen Chen went all out to suck up to her, even making a candlelit dinner.

When they visited an elder,

Shen Chen called him "old geezer"...

Just as Bai Bingqing, his aloof goddess of a wife, was about to blow her top,

she discovered Shen Chen's true intentions.

Bai Bingqing: "I get it now. I know why you won't be a kept man."

Shen Chen: "Why?"

Bai Bingqing: "Because you want to piss me off to death, then take half my assets!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.