They Swapped My Blind Date, So I Chose to Live Off Her!

At an upscale cafe.

Shen Tian was on a blind date. He'd heard the other person was one of a pair of twins, which made him a little excited.

To his surprise, he met a beautiful young woman instead.

Woman: Hello. You're quite handsome.

Shen Tian: You're beautiful too. It feels a little inappropriate to call you Auntie.

Woman: I wonder if you have any requirements about age.

Shen Tian: Age is no issue, and height is no barrier.

To appease his family, Shen Tian was as smooth-tongued as could be, hoping to get it over with as quickly as possible.

Woman: We've talked for quite a while, and I don't think you're quite right for my daughter...

Shen Tian: Didn't you just say we were a good match?

The woman blushed shyly. I said you were suitable...

Shen Tian: Auntie, even if I starve to death, I won't live off a woman!

P.S. The blurb doesn't do it justice. Read the story.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.