Nonsense? I Make a Trillion a Year by Talking Rubbish

The Celestial Empire has an extraordinary man!

With nothing but rejected drafts, he once rose to the top of every major web-fiction ranking, crushing a crowd of plagiarists.

The public hailed him as the Grim Reaper of web fiction!

Once, a single remark from him sent stone prices soaring and crashing, drawing attention from every quarter.

The industry hailed him as the Stone Emperor with the Golden Tongue and Iron Teeth!

He once promoted the "Oli Gei Treatment," curing intractable illnesses and saving lives.

His peers hailed him as the champion of fecal medicine!

He once talked the national soccer team into qualifying for the World Cup, overcoming all rivals and ultimately lifting the World Cup trophy.

His countrymen hailed him as the uncrowned master of the art of spiritual victory!

He once built a lithography machine by hand and forged a room-temperature superconductor in a furnace, shaking the world and becoming the world's richest man.

Posterity hailed him as the father of metaphysical manufacturing in scientific research!

After that, he tricked the royal family of the island nation into drinking nuclear water, wiping them out;

He destroyed the Eagle Nation's army, navy, and air force, forcing it to surrender.

A century later, the whole world still trembles at this mysterious power from the East!

What? You call that nonsense?

That's right! I'm talking nonsense!

What is logic, anyway? Can you eat it?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.