I'm a Rideshare Driver, Not a Master of the Mystical Arts!

Popular streamer Zhou Jie and her best friend are livestreaming outdoors for the first time. After calling a rideshare, they discover that the driver is a handsome guy.

Naturally, the two shameless women start chatting him up and teasing him. Just as the conversation hits its stride,

Driver: "Zhou Jie, to be honest, I'm pretty good at fortune-telling!"

Zhou Jie: "Oh! Handsome, are you saying I have a dark aura and might be in for a bloody disaster?"

Driver: "No! I see a bit of green over your head! Maybe your boyfriend's with several rich women right now..."

Zhou Jie: "I don't believe you. If you've got the guts, take me to catch them in the act! I'll reward you handsomely!"

Driver: "You got it! Here's 'Cool Down' for you, Zhou Jie. I'm driving!"

Afterward... Holy crap! Master, how could you even predict that? Are you some kind of mystic?"

Driver: "I'm a rideshare driver! Not some master! Just remember to give me five stars!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.