Daming: the Foreigners Cried at the Beginning, Dare to Offend China

During the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty. The Mongolian Tatars invaded the northern border, and foreigners landed to seize the beach. The vassal king deliberately conspired to rebel, and the eunuchs in the court took power. Difficult both internally and externally, Emperor Zhengde stayed in the club for a long time, playing and singing every night... —— "Brother God bless you, tell me what I should do, woo woo woo." Didn't the ancients not allow men and women to have sex? At a young age, he hugged me forcefully. This girl is either precocious or prematurely in love, a typical problem girl. … "Don't be afraid, this is a facial mask. Apply it to your face and it will make you look better." "Brother Tianyou, do I look good?" … "You can't make these things." The foreigner said, taking out a pair of scissors. "What is this?" "It looks like a kind of knife." "Xiao Li's fucking knife?" "A divine weapon." … Ding, complete reading the book 300 times and you will be rewarded with corn seeds. Ding, complete drawing the sword 1000 times and obtain the Cat Control Sword Technique. Ding, finish chewing grass 100 times and get the Blood Marrow Meridian System rewards can make the host invincible and able to take off anytime. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.