I Come Singing From the Mountains and Seas

Pangu, come here. Let's talk about something.

Chaos, stop right there. Sorry, this is a stickup!

Out in the open, no hiding it.

There's no problem in this world that a single slash can't solve!

Fighting the ** is endless fun;

Fighting the gods is endless fun;

Let the gods sing and rejoice, the ** demons dance wildly, and the immortals fear nothing.

If the Heavenly Dao is unjust, if the people suffer,

then wait for me. I'll come singing from the mountains and seas,

with blade and bow, wielding a long halberd, climbing sacred peaks and sweeping across Penglai.

Hear my song:

My parents gave me this seven-foot frame; my wife and daughter weave my clothes.

The elders saw me off for thirty li; in iron armor, with a long spear, I guard the mountain pass.

A warrior should die facing the enemy. How could he live on in shame?

I fight fiercely beneath the banners by day, and dream of my loved ones' faces at night.

Let swift riders carry the victory home; I'll return in glory, singing all the way!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.