Wuxia: I Don't Cry, Death God, but I'll Make the Whole Martial World Weep

Jiang Yun transmigrates to a wuxia world.

After becoming Xiongba's disciple, he awakens a martial arts System.

Make Qin Shuang miserable, and earn the Tianshuang Fist!

Betray Xiongba, and earn the Qilin Arm!

Make Shi Feixuan miserable, and win Wanwan's favor!

Betray Di Shitian, and earn the Four Sacred Heart Techniques!

Make Qin Shuang miserable. He's the senior apprentice brother, so he won't hold it against me.

Make Nie Feng miserable. Junior apprentices are supposed to defer to their seniors, so beating you is only right.

Make Kong Ci miserable. There's nothing I can do. Your fate is just that tragic.

Betray Xiongba. He'd hunt me down whether I betrayed him or not, so I might as well run off with his money now.

From then on, whenever people in the martial arts world hear Jiang Yun's name, they all shed tears, grit their teeth in hatred, and wish they could kill the great liar.

When everyone demands to know why he deceived the entire martial arts world, Jiang Yun can only say calmly, "My golden finger made me do it."

Everyone: "????"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.