So Boring: I'm Waiting on Earth to Fight Little Monsters

Exclusively signed novel by Feilu Novel Network: So boring: I'm waiting on earth to fight little monsters! My number one girlfriend is my sharpest knife. My number two girlfriend is my strongest shield. My girlfriend number three is my most durable person. The woman everyone hates the most is my thin-soled fast boots that are best at running! What? You said I'm a scumbag! Then you haven't read my legendary story. Come in and take a look, I guarantee you won't be able to put it down. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.