Too Broke to Get a Wife, So I Built a Realistic Inflatable Doll by Hand

"Getting married these days is so hard."

"The bride price is hundreds of thousands before you know it, and the house has to be in her name."

"The car has to be a BMW, Mercedes, or Audi at minimum, draining the savings of three generations."

"If you're lucky, you'll get along just fine. If you're unlucky, the kid you have might not even be yours."

Su Yang was browsing a forum and saw many users lamenting how hard it was to get married these days. He could relate, too. Then he declared, since getting a wife was so expensive, why not have a custom-made inflatable doll instead?

It wouldn't cost much, it would be obedient, and you could unlock all kinds of challenging positions!

Just then,

Su Yang started a livestream to broadcast the entire process of making a lifelike inflatable girlfriend.

It's not unreasonable to make an inflatable girlfriend more beautiful than Liu Tianxian, right?

I'm poor, so my girlfriend has to be rich and able to turn stone into gold. That's not unreasonable, right?

I'm frail and can't take a beating, so it's not unreasonable to equip my girlfriend with some high-tech weapons, right?

Netizens: ???

Chinese Academy of Sciences: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.