A Taoist Priest Can Be a Simp, But It Costs Extra. That's Only Fair!

To boost the sweet-talker economy, a group of investors joined forces to put on a show, and a young Taoist who appeared out of nowhere was tricked into becoming a guest.

The Taoist soon realized that things were a little off...

"Confess your love to me so my boyfriend can hear it. I don't want him thinking nobody else wants me. I might consider upgrading you to backup boyfriend number three!"

"Invest ten million in me, and I'll consider going to a movie with you..."

"Order some takeout. I'm hungry. Oh, and my boyfriend's tired from working out, so order him some too!"

I'm a Taoist, and you want me to be a sweet talker? A role model for sweet talkers? The king of sweet talkers?

Fine, but that'll cost extra. That's reasonable, right?

Name your price, and you'll get first-class service. I'll be so sweet you'll question your life, so sweet I'll bankrupt the conglomerates...

Beautiful woman: "Don't come any closer! I don't want a sweet talker anymore. Never again..."

Conglomerate: "I'm filing for bankruptcy protection! Please, stop being so sweet."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.