I'm a Taoist Priest, and Capital Wants Me to Be a Simp?

To boost the economy of guys who worship women, a group of capitalists joined forces to put on a show, and a young Taoist priest who had appeared out of nowhere was tricked into becoming a guest.

The Taoist soon realized that something was very, very off about the show...

"Confess your love to me so my boyfriend can hear it. I don't want him thinking nobody wants me. I might consider promoting you to backup boyfriend number three!"

"Invest ten million in me, and I might consider going to see a movie with you..."

"Hurry up and order some takeout. I'm hungry. Oh, and my boyfriend just got tired from exercising, so order something for him too!"

I'm a Taoist priest, and you want me to worship women? To become a role model for guys who worship women?

Just you wait…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.