Anime Crossover: I'm Really No Savior

You mean the Hiraki girl who ran away after I pushed her against the wall is the Slit-Mouthed Woman?

The long-legged beauty living next door is Hachishaku-sama?

Tomie lives downstairs?

Sadako lives upstairs?

The one who often hides in the public restroom to scare people is Hanako?

And all this is because the apartment I rent is infamous as a haunted house?

The strange people I often beat up aren't weirdos or delinquents, but vengeful spirits?

The dog I kicked to death was a human-faced dog, and the sparrow I killed was a tengu?

Everyone in the Underworld Variety Show I joined is a wicked ghost?

Come on, just because you think you're Miko Yotsuya, you expect me to believe you?

You say I'm the savior? Do you even hear what you're saying?

Me, Eikichi Onizuka, male, 22 years old, virgin?

What, you want to be my woman?

Oh, well, that's fine then!

A world blended from hundreds of anime, including Detective Conan, GTO: Great Teacher Onizuka, The Girl Who Can See Them, The Grandson of Nurarihyon, Gantz, Food Wars!, and urban legends.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.