I Fish and Eat While You Fish for Corpses Beside Me

Before Li Daoxian hooked a rotten corpse.

The streamer Xiaocongming, who fished while grilling, boiling, and frying his catch to eat: "Mmm, this fish is delicious~!"

After Li Daoxian hooked a rotten corpse.

Xiaocongming: "Blaaaargh~~~~~!!!!" He and his wife threw up not only last night's leftovers, but even bile!

The next day, a wealthy man searched for his long-lost family.

But his son turned out to be a drug addict.

On the third day, someone found the lamp spirit Li Daoxian had created.

"Lamp spirit, lamp spirit, I want eternal life."

"Lamp spirit, lamp spirit, I want a System."

"Lamp spirit, lamp spirit, I want three more wishes."

On the fourth day.

"Digimon, evolve! Holy Antmon! Ugh, fine, just let me transmigrate!"

On the fifth day.

"I've told you, there are only useless people, not useless fruits. Sob, I'm really sorry, I'm a total good-for-nothing!"

On the fiftieth day.

"My turn, I draw! Come forth, Traitor Dragon! Heh heh heh heh heh... Wait, no! Missiles are bad enough, but what the heck is a nuclear bomb?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.