Nuclear Wastewater: The Mazu Poop-Sucking Ship! Flooding the Little Japan

Lin Fei transmigrated into the body of a Chinese American seafood wholesaler in America. While transporting his goods, he was captured by Somali pirates. Unable to pay the enormous ransom, he could only await death!

Just then, news broke about Japan's nuclear wastewater, and seafood prices plummeted.

Lin Fei had a sudden inspiration.

"Pirate brothers, robbery is dangerous! Come trade seafood with me instead. It's a guaranteed fortune!"

"What? Nowhere to sell it? Sell it to Japan! Whoever made the stuff can deal with it!"

"What? No fishing boats? Then why keep that suction dredger at the door?"

"What? The waters are blockaded? Have you ever heard of the Sea Goddess, Our Lady Mazu?"

And so a band of pirates raised the flag of Mazu and set off for the Pacific aboard a suction dredger!

The whole world was stunned: A suction dredger pumping water to catch fish? Wastewater flowing back into Japan? Somali pirates worshipping Mazu?

As the business grew and grew,

Lin Fei became a seafood tycoon, ran for office, and introduced a motion.

"I propose that, since nuclear pollution is so severe, we should destroy our nuclear bombs! We might as well dump them all on Japan. They're already contaminated anyway."

Japan: I object.

Russia: I agree.

Japan: ...

Little Boy: Boom!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.