Showbiz: You Dare Dump Wastewater? His Girlfriend Is Mazu!

He gets an Anger-Relief System that rewards him whenever he helps someone vent their anger.

So Zhong Qiu has his girlfriend, Liu Tao, respond to online commenters.

And secretly causes seawater to flood back into the island nation.

What, you say that's just a coincidence?

You're right.

1. The country next door, the Never-Setting Sun, refuses to return our artifacts?

What a coincidence!

My prediction came true.

A fire breaks out at Notre Dame, and the whole world is horrified!

2. The Blackies are running rampant?

Make them kneel and sing "Conquer," then write a song called "Look, It's Getting Dark"

3. Is the talent show rigged?

One song, "What Can I Use to Make You Stay," and the show gets taken off the air.

4. Did the supreme god of web fiction bite the hand that feeds him after getting rich?

One Battle Through the Heavens, and the whole internet joins forces to take him down.

5. Did the Capital Circle blacklist my girlfriend, Yang Mi?

One song, "The Wind Is Rising," and the Capital Circle is gone.

6. Does Mianbei specialize in scamming our people?

What a coincidence!

My new movie, No More Bets,

just happens to need a location over there!

The whole internet: "What he did was wrong, but it sure felt good!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.