Three Kingdoms: Wine and Women Have Worn Me Out, I'll Quit Drinking Tomorrow

After transmigrating to the late Eastern Han Dynasty and stealing Cai Wenji away, Han Li had originally planned to enjoy a shameless life for a while before fighting for the realm.

But Cai Wenji wasn't having it.

"When I first met you, my lord, you were dignified and full of vigor. But in just two short years, you've grown so haggard. I hope you'll take better care of yourself."

Looking at his own hollowed-out reflection in the mirror, Han Li deeply agrees. "Wine and women have worn me down. Starting tomorrow, I'll give up drinking."

So that very day, he sits down for drinks with Master Shuijing and discusses the state of the realm. A ranking of the greatest generals suddenly appears.

The undisputed strongest: Lu Bu, courtesy name Fengxian.

Second place: Zhang Fei, courtesy name Yide.

Third place: Ma Chao, courtesy name Mengqi.

Eleventh place: Guan Yu, courtesy name Yunchang.

The rankings send the realm into an uproar. The eighteen allied lords before Hulao Pass are all shaken.

Far away in Luoyang, Lu Bu sees Han Li's assessment of him on the list: "Among men, Lu Bu; among horses, the Red Hare. The Sky Piercer Halberd is only good for stabbing fathers-in-law." He flies into a rage on the spot.

"Bring me my Red Hare and Sky Piercer Halberd! I'm going to kill that brat Han Li!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.