After a Hundred Failed Blind Dates, the Matchmaker Begs Me to Go on One

Li Yang transmigrated to a parallel world, where he obtained a matchmaking System and a younger sister with no blood relation to him.

Matchmaking prospect: "Do you own a house?"

Li Yang: "A river-view apartment. Prices start at 100,000 per square meter."

Matchmaking prospect: "What car do you drive?"

Li Yang: "Do you mean my Rolls-Royce, Ferrari, Bugatti, or the Audi I use when I want to keep a low profile?"

Matchmaking prospect: "Darling, do you have any savings?"

Li Yang: "I don't have savings, just a few companies worth tens of billions."

Matchmaking prospect: "Darling, buy me an iced cola. I really like you."

Li Yang: "Hold on. What do you have?"

Matchmaking prospect: "Oh, you're so mean. You have savings, don't you? Your little sister just has to be pretty, that's enough."

Li Yang: "What nonsense are you talking about? What do my riches have to do with you? The point is, you're not even pretty. So what exactly do you have?"

Matchmaking prospect: "You're so mean! Isn't being a girl enough?"

Li Yang: "I get it. So you're planning to move in with just your B cup?"

Matchmaking prospect: "Aren't you excited? We can do it tonight."

Li Yang: "Excited, my ass! Get lost! And remember to pay your own bill."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.