Every Report Gets Results! If the United Nations Won't Handle It, I Will!

Fang Yuan is a mediator. From the start, he gets the Gold Medal Mediator System and is sent to mediate a scam involving health supplements.

After he mediates the dispute, the health supplement company goes under, and the whole city thanks Mr. Fang for ridding the people of a scourge.

Before the bank mediation: "Mr. Fang, we're a bank. Are you sure you want to mediate us?"

After the bank mediation: "Mr. Fang, are you satisfied? If not, we'll keep improving our conduct in a civilized way! We'll keep at it until you're satisfied!"

Before the migrant workers' wage dispute mediation: "Mr. Fang, I'm curious what kind of sound this steel pipe will make when I hit you over the head with it."

After the migrant workers' wage dispute mediation: "Mr. Fang, listen to how crisp the sound is when the steel pipe hits my head."

Before the United Nations mediation: "Mediate a small country, and the country is gone. Mediate the five permanent members, and the United Nations is gone. So this isn't something we can handle."

After the United Nations mediation: "Mr. Fang, the five permanent members are delighted to have you mediate, and say they'll do everything exactly as you say."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.