Summon Kaido at the Beginning, I Will Smash Eggs and Become Invincible

My name is Zhang Shengkai, and my ability is very Muggle-like, called Shuishen This ability can make me and the people around me very unlucky. Ahem, ahem, sorry, while I was talking, ahem, I choked on my own saliva. Today, I was still very unlucky. When I was returning home from shopping for groceries, I encountered a dark silver-level tentacle monster. "Jiejie, Jiejie, young man, if you meet me today, you are unlucky! As long as I eat a few more guys like you, I will become the King of Tentacles!" Yes, I've always been so unlucky, and now I have to die in humiliation at the hands of a tentacle monster. Isn't this the kind of treatment only girls get? I hope to be a beautiful girl in my next life so that I don't have to face the beatings of the world. Bite! The invincible golden egg smashing system is launched! One silver egg every day, one golden egg every seven days. Your golden egg has arrived, and it comes with a small wooden hammer. Do you want to smash it? Ah, have the benefits for time-travelers finally arrived? Open! Congratulations to the owner for acquiring the most powerful creature on earth, Kaido the Beast! "What kind of king did you just say you want to be?" Kaido asked. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.