Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day: Sir, Please Take It Easy

Gao Dashan transmigrates to a parallel world and, from the start, becomes a 65-year-old man.

He's completely stunned. Worse still, he has only 10 days left to live.

Luckily, he activates the God-Tier Old Man Shenanigans System.

He has to complete the System's missions and cause a scene to gain more years of life and other rewards.

But every time, the place where he has to cause a scene is the site of a major criminal case.

The 65-year-old Gao Dashan becomes a regular at the police station.

At a KTV raid on prostitution, he's found in a room with ten hostesses, all in disarray.

"Officer, I'm here to examine the ladies. I'm a perfectly respectable old Chinese doctor!"

At a massive tomb-raiding bust, the fully equipped 65-year-old Gao Dashan is there too.

"Officer, I'm also a cultural heritage protection expert. I just couldn't bear to see these artifacts damaged."

Even at a crystal meth deal, Gao Dashan is on the scene.

"Officer, I really was just selling a few pounds of white sugar. I have no idea why these guys would pay so much for the sugar I made. Maybe it's because the recipe's been in my family for generations."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.