Sir, Give It a Rest. The Police Are All Outside

Gao Dashan transmigrated to a parallel world and, from the start, became a 65-year-old man, the lowest of the low.

He was completely stunned. Worse still, he had only ten days left to live.

Fortunately, he activated the God-Tier Old Man Antics System.

He had to complete the System's tasks and pull off stunts to gain more life and other rewards.

The only problem was that each stunt took place at the scene of a major criminal case.

During a raid on a KTV to crack down on prostitution, Gao Dashan was right there.

“Officer, I came here to examine the girls. I'm an extremely respectable old Chinese doctor!”

At a major tomb-raiding bust, 65-year-old Gao Dashan was there, too.

“Officer, actually, I'm also a cultural relics protection expert. I truly couldn't bear to see these artifacts get damaged!”

Even at a sugar deal, Gao Dashan was on the scene.

“Officer, I really was just selling a few jin of white sugar. I don't know why those guys were willing to pay so much for the sugar I made. Maybe it's because I've inherited the craft, I guess.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.