I Ditched the Goddess to Treat My Roommates, and Now I'm Their Godfather?

Jiang Yuan is a conscientious corporate drone. Aside from working hard, he has always been doing his best to win over the person he likes.

He spent years of savings from his thankless work, yet never even managed to hold their hand.

When exhaustion left him on the verge of death, only a few friends came to see him off.

So after he transmigrates, Jiang Yuan figures it out in a minute: he was the ultimate simp all along.

But the scene before him feels strangely familiar.

"Jiang Yuan, I finally got some time off, and all you're treating me to is street food?"

"What a loser!"

Again?

This time, Jiang Yuan just smiles and calls his three roommates over.

"Holy crap, Father!"

"Father, are you serious?"

The goddess: "You're treating your roommates, and you want me to split the bill?"

A commenter gets it: "Spend a hundred yuan treating your goddess to street food, and she'll call you a loser."

"But spend a hundred yuan treating your roommates to street food, and you'll get yourself a few adopted sons!!"

"Now that's a real Father!" This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.