I Gave You a Year-End Vacation, and You Took Over Northern Myanmar?

Li Mu: "Mimi and Kaiwei may be inseparable now, but they'll split up sooner or later!"

Netizens: "You're just jealous, you bastard!"

Li Mu: "Kunkun may be rapping on the basketball court now, but he'll be washed up sooner or later!"

Netizens: "Shut up! You're just jealous he's talented and good-looking!"

Li Mu: "You know Huahua? He's got a kid."

Netizens: "Get lost!"

As one bombshell after another was confirmed, netizens realized: So our Brother Li is the real genius with all the inside gossip on the entertainment industry!

Now the top paparazzi are willing to pay eight million for one earth-shattering scoop!

Mimi actually came to you herself, asking you to spill the dirt on her ex-husband?!

Reba is willing to pay thirty million to have you as her personal assistant?!

But Li Mu only had eyes for the System's prompt: Insult me! Come on, insult me! I'm begging you, insult me!!

I'm no good at writing blurbs, so come on in and enjoy the story!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.