The Singers Are Getting Wiped Out? I'll Challenge Them Until the Foreigners Mute Their Mics!

A singing competition show begins, but barely anyone signs up.

The director fumes: "So you're all turning me down? Fine, I'll destroy the domestic entertainment industry!"

The next day, news breaks that several legendary singers from overseas are joining the competition.

There's no way to beat them! We don't stand a chance!

Ye Henala Yingzi pleads online for help: "Can someone come save me?"

Netizen A: "Send Liu Xianhua. If he wins, he's Chinese; if he loses, he's Canadian!"

Netizen B: "Send Meng Ziyi. Even if the foreigners win, make sure they don't win with any dignity!"

Overseas netizens are waiting to laugh at us,

while domestic singers pretend to be dead and don't dare make a sound.

Netizens at home are overcome with helplessness and indignation.

Then Li Mo, a singer from the twenty-eighth tier, volunteers to compete.

Netizens: "Buddy, hold on a second. The organizers have their own plans for the competition!"

Li Mo takes his seat onstage.

One performance of "Lanting Xu" leaves the foreigners in tears!

One performance of "Moonlight" leaves the whole audience speechless!

Netizens: "Holy crap, he actually sang a song that even Teacher Hu couldn't manage with his legs squeezed shut?!"

Li Mo: "What's the rush? The appetizers are over. Now let's serve the foreign guests a proper feast..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.