I'm a Six-Year-Old Rascal, and I Beat Up a Major General Instructor at Summer Camp

Six-year-old Zhang Tian is incredibly mischievous.

While other children are playing house during summer vacation,

he's busy building bombs, doing chemistry experiments, and researching nuclear fusion.

He turns the whole house into a mess.

With no other choice, Zhang Tian's father sends him to summer camp.

A reporter follows along and livestreams everything.

An eighty-year-old major general instructor personally teaches the children military exercises.

But Zhang Tian knocks the major general to the ground.

During the challenge training,

Zhang Tian uses sheer strength to beat the eighty-year-old major general senseless.

During the obstacle course,

Zhang Tian runs even faster than the king of soldiers!

A tiger attacks the summer camp.

He puts on a modern-day version of Wu Song's tiger-slaying feat!

Visitors from Japan come for an exchange.

He uses Chinese martial arts to crush a ninth-degree black belt in taekwondo!

The internet explodes!

"Are kids these days all this competitive?"

"I beat my son's butt until it was swollen, and he still says he doesn't know how to punch!"

Then people dig deeper.

It turns out Zhang Tian is a direct disciple of Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain?!

He began cultivating under the old Celestial Master as soon as he could walk at two years old?!

Netizens: "Wait, is he summoning heavenly thunder?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.